{ My Dysfunctional Family }
Ok Let me introduce you guys to my family 4:40 PM • Sunday, February 17, 2008
My DAD
My father is a funny man, well he dun look funny neither his actions screams funny but he always makes us laugh out loud without realising it..
There was one day, he went to this shop that does aluminum and metal stuff, in hokkien, aluminum is kan(3rd sound), but the worker there kept tellling my dad, no its not kan(3rd sound) but kan(4th sound).. My dad then re-enract the entire scene in the car for my mum and sis, but what he didnt expect was huge laughter...
You see, in hokkein, kan(4th sound) will lead you to think about this bad, vulgar phase, Kan Ni Na, simple terms, fuck your mother... So my mum and sis were laughing because they didnt seem to realise that they were saying a bad word...
But anyways, then we have my MUM
Recently, my cousin, whom was being taken care of by my mum since she was a baby, likes this band, Lollipop.. Then during CNY, there was this concert thingi going on TV showing them singing and dancing... Everyone in my family have absolutely no idea why my cousin is so in love with them.. My mum even call them low class..
So she told my lovely cousin, can you change your idol? Why you like them? They are so lousy... Wa lau eh, in front of my young cousin she actually suan that band.. My poor cousin must have been so upset cos they are her favorites...
But anyways, those are just little sneak peaks of my family....
My sister, forget about her, she is the worst creature on Earth wahahaha
{ Horny old man alert!! Yikes!! }
I need to fucking curse.. Those stupid horny old man, fuck off 12:29 PM • Saturday, February 02, 2008
So I went to this pub yesterday with Yew Yew... When she was off to the toilet, there was this old man in his 40s, approach me...
YIKES!!! gross... dun u know that I am young enough to be ur daughter?? If your daughter is the one being approach what will you do, my dad will probably dig out his eye balls i tell you, no maybe castrate him wahahah!!!!
Paedophile.. ok la, fair enough, i am not that young... but still yikes...
Hey mister, if you are looking for an easy target, please, take a look into the mirror first before approaching, you cant even talk for heaven sake, maybe I was very intimidating but yikes helloo
If you are drop dead gorgeous, I probably wouldnt care as well but now the problem is, you are FAR FROM IT!!!
So please, guys out there, take a mirror now, look closely, dun lie to urself, if you are ugly, dun try so hard, you will only be the joke for all the female species... probably me...
Welcome.
Loves.
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